Patch of fucking sunshine.

surprisebitch:

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

the future is now

captainfluffatun:

tyleroakley:

PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

SLAY THEM.

Not really even a fan of PewDiePie but hot damn the last two are incredible

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

ryutoran:

Current mood: Simon Pegg throughout most of Shaun of the Dead

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@shepprd]
ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over